cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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