The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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