i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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