oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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