Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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