Dual....:-)
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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