worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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