So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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