I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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