Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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