ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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