He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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