nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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