I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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