So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
