My room smells like vodka and shame
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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