everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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