i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
