from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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