I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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