That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It was like getting head from an anaconda
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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