K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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