I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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