Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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