Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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