i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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