I smell stomach acid.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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