playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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