i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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