no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
