IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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