sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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