I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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