Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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