Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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