Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
nutella sex= disaster
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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