it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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