i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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