11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Randomize
