Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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