It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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