oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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