Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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