I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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