I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
