what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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