what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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