No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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