I wish I could punch you in the face.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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