It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
there was a trapeze. enough said
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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