Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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