i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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