come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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