i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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