I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Also, beer. Big fan.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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