Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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